I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Lolly Lips climbed on her dick and cums so hard her legs cramped

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Gave a stranger a call, and she got on his dick in gratitude

She showed me her tits, so I fucked her - as long as they're giving it to me, I should take it 😅

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

There's a reason I did my homework with her. She's a fuckin' good one, she gave it to me in every position